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(52) Alan Moore no longer allows his name to be placed in films based upon his comic book stories. After LXG and Swamp Thing, who can blame him? Bad psychics, inferior special effects, and worse camerawork beg the question how someone with an art department background could have helmed this bland, insulting adaptation.

(31) I can’t fathom how a simple “versus” plot could have so convoluted a start but AVN is just that kind of mess. Its finest moments are essentially Kitamura meets Power Rangers.

(90) American audience reception of Tinker, Tailor is as indicative of how Hollywood pictures have conditioned our viewing habits as it is of Alfredson’s efforts to create a cloud of uncertainty around a fairly straightforward storyline. Without a “Watson” to ask the questions some were having – and no explanatory recap in the film’s final moments – many left the theater confused. Others of us couldn’t understand the hang-up, despite having little prior knowledge of the source text. What bridged the divide is a pleasant consensus on the performances of a gifted cast.

Seacrest hosted Rockin’ Eve with Dick Clark, the balls have dropped, Ryan’s still haven’t. Another year on a little planet called Urath, another spattering of dribble from your favorite capsule critic. Now that we’re this side of the Sun again, I think it’s high time I ran down the reviews of the past 365, don’t you?
That was rhetorical, I’ve already spent an hour resizing all these movie poster JPEGs.
Continue reading Looking Back: A Year in Review (2011)

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Oh, that magical evening that happens only once each year. Resolutions are made, inhibitions are lost, and – this year only – we usher in the END OF THE WORLD! Seeing as we have only a scant eleven months plus change before the seas boil, let us assume now is the time for the things we love most: namely, reading more brand-new Small Screens.
If you’re new to the site, “Small Screens” is an original webcomic exclusive to Undy-a-Hundy. It is written by yours truly, Saucy “Stu” Sleezeburger, and illustrated by the lovely Candy McConnell. Contributor bios can be found by clicking here and a full version of the latest strip may be accessed through the hyperlink below.
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(82) Fincher’s remake is quite accurate to the source novel but also to the Swedish picture that prompted it. The glaring difference is the amount of product placement in the Americanization. I buy Blomkvist being an Apple user; Lisbeth Salander, not so much. Many of the omissions and alterations made by the original adaptation were intentional. This screenplay creates new fluidity issues by reordering scenes. Of all the fresh material, the epilogue is most appreciated. Those few minutes save “Tat2011” from complete redundancy.

(73) When filmmakers set out to recreate the Gamera franchise of the sixties they shattered all previous standards of cinematography and production quality in giant-monster movies. It was likely this new trilogy that invoked the “Millenium” series of Godzilla films, something all Kaiju fans should offer thanks for. The new Gamera titles from Shusuke Kaneko improved greatly with each entry and Gamera 3, the final installment, is a brilliant marriage of practical/digital effects composition.

(80) When did Simon Pegg become the star of Mission: Impossible? This reprisal is surely proof of Cruise’s indispensability and yet – amidst the explosions, gadgets, and nonsensical action – it’s comedy that keeps the engine running. Imagine Woo’s M:I-2 without all the overbearing, love-sludge drama. Bird (Iron Giant, Incredibles) brings some swagger to the Abrams formula and I’ll wager J.J. and crew might even top the De Palma original if they’d substitute only an ounce of intrigue for a few car crashes.

(79) The major flaw in Ritchie’s first Sherlock was the fact that, for all the wit and excitement, there wasn’t much mystery to said Mystery. Its sequel, Game of Shadows, drops the pretense altogether, resulting in an action-thriller that just so happens to star our eccentric genius detective and his counterpart. By and large, Game builds admirably on its predecessor. The “well-conceived” fistfights make a clever return and Harris’ Moriarty makes up for lingering slow-motion that escaped the cutting room.

It’s the holiday season and, now that you’ve purchased lots of expensive material goods through the links on this website (shop, damn you, shop!), I’m returning the favor with the type of present everyone expects from a poor twenty-something: a gift of the homemade variety. This month’s “Spotlight” is a stop-motion masterpiece crafted by yours truly earlier in this calendar year, after having taken a traditional 2D animation course at Bowling Green.
Continue reading Spotlight: Christmas 2011 – Anniemayshuns and Fossil Fuel

(86) Henson’s creations are back and zany as ever. It’s comforting to see those felt faces again at a time when even Dark Crystal is getting a CG makeover. Only a true curmudgeon could hide a smile from The Muppets and the lone complaint gracing massage boards is that it’s overly contrived. Lucky for we who have a funny bone, Muppets acknowledges – and then exaggerates – its tongue-in-cheek schmaltziness. It’s as self-referential as any Mel Brooks picture and a reminder of why we love Muppets to begin with.

Note: This review was composed as a part of “For the Boys,” an event hosted by The Scarlett Olive.
(96) High Noon is my favorite movie and bias is inevitable. Therefore, I’ll offer one critique: the recurring ballad sung by Tex Ritter is incredibly tacky, even if it is infectious. The song keeps cropping up at moments that cry out for something Morricone. Otherwise, the music – like the picture itself – is as enduring as anything Hollywood has fashioned. High Noon is a self-contained film course, supplying lessons in pacing, composition, and style. Cut that away and what’s left is the heart of American cinema (what’s right against what’s easy) and a great cast to champion it.
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